go ask alis.

voidlust:

May you wake up with pointed ears, curled horns, sharp fangs, pitch black eyes, and whatever other inhuman parts you would like to have.

Friday @ 8:47 am

MY BRAIN AT 1:30AM: Hey. Hey, wake up. Let’s think about things!

ME: Wtf no we have work tomorrow. Go back to sleep.

BRAIN: But what about this plan of re-doing the floor, huh?

ME: *No.*

BRAIN: New way of organising things in the pantry?

ME: Look. If you have to think about something, think about these blorbos to the tune of this music while we drift off to sleep.

BRAIN: Counter-offer, an itemized list of everything you did wrong at work last week!

ME: …I hate you.